ya dads aren't the best wingmen
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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