i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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