hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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