This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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