Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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