ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
