she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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