it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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