Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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