I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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