I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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