Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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