Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
