wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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