I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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