If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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