when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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