After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
