If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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