so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Everything about him screamed your future.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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