Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
