We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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