You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
All the doctor said was why
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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