Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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