So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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