I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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