fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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