what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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