I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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