Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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