Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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