We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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