So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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