My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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