I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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