Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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