waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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