If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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