I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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