What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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