he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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