i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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