So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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