i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Randomize
