I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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