Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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