Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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