I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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