Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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