that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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