I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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